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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Happy Birthday, Andy!!
By the way. Mom and Dad, why was there a toilet and an old washing machine laying in our back yard? Don't we normally talk about those people in less than favorable ways?
Yeah he used to be cute. But I think when he sperminated Amy all of the cute transferred out of him and congealed into the most adorable baby in the whole world. And look at him now- what at ugly bastard. My theory is correct.
I'm going to have to add that in my conversations with him more. Right now I just throw my ring at him and say "You can just have this peice of candy!". (It's from Grease when Sandy and Danny are in the car)
Oooooh, isn't he too cute
ReplyDeletePS: Obviously, we used to be those people we speak of in less than favorable ways!!!
ReplyDeleteoh mom-
ReplyDelete"USED to be"?
I don't think so.
Let's not fight what we are.
Yeah he used to be cute. But I think when he sperminated Amy all of the cute transferred out of him and congealed into the most adorable baby in the whole world. And look at him now- what at ugly bastard. My theory is correct.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!
Let's at least try to keep it a secret until Camron "signs on the dotted line"
ReplyDeleteAnd I do agree about the adorable baby. And she is sooo good.
Ha!
ReplyDelete"Signed on the dotted line".
I'm going to have to add that in my conversations with him more. Right now I just throw my ring at him and say "You can just have this peice of candy!". (It's from Grease when Sandy and Danny are in the car)