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Has anyone else noticed that no matter how much bickering and cynicism is on this blog, Dad always has a way of saying only really sweet things?
Come on, Dad.. haven't you noticed that this is basically a platform for venting frustrations, cataloging your darkest secrets, and just generally making other people feel crappy?
it's true. dad- what the hell is wrong with you? have you lost your funny?
i'm disowning you if you post one more piece of sweet bullshit.
and actually, dwayne, you've been posting a lot of lame shit as well. i mean what about that song about the wreck on the highway? i almost went and hung myself after viewing it. and now you're wishing mom happy birthday and talking about the blue in our eyes. tell you what- you say one more fruity thing like that and i'm going to assume you've changed teams.
dwayne and dad- prove that you're still assholes right now or you're both dead to me.
Wasn't it yesterday? I'm a terrible daughter. Love you mom.
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It was yesterday... I get a free ride because 1:47 am Central time is still the 30th in LA. Think she'll go for that?
ReplyDeleteYou can do no wrong Dwayne. You're safe either way. It could be March 10th and you would still be revered.
ReplyDeleteMe = screw-up
Has anyone else noticed that no matter how much bickering and cynicism is on this blog, Dad always has a way of saying only really sweet things?
ReplyDeleteCome on, Dad.. haven't you noticed that this is basically a platform for venting frustrations, cataloging your darkest secrets, and just generally making other people feel crappy?
it's true. dad- what the hell is wrong with you? have you lost your funny?
ReplyDeletei'm disowning you if you post one more piece of sweet bullshit.
and actually, dwayne, you've been posting a lot of lame shit as well. i mean what about that song about the wreck on the highway? i almost went and hung myself after viewing it. and now you're wishing mom happy birthday and talking about the blue in our eyes. tell you what- you say one more fruity thing like that and i'm going to assume you've changed teams.
dwayne and dad- prove that you're still assholes right now or you're both dead to me.
Sweetness seems to be the most irritating thing we can say to you...
ReplyDeleteSo I think I speak for us both we I say, "We love you, Linds!" Hugs and Kisses...
Dwayne
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little....
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