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Friday, March 31, 2006

Top ten reasons for developing Tics

No. 10 Your friends and family all have tics.

No. 9 You belong to a Tic Support Group.

No. 8 You seek attention.

No. 7 You like to cuss.

No. 6 You have children.

No. 5 You enjoy people making fun of you.

No. 4 You have a flem ball in your throat.

No. 3 Your bra strap keeps falling off your shoulder.

No. 2 Your shirt is on crooked.

And the No. 1 reason for developing Tics:

WEARING A THONG !!!!!!

1 Comments:

  • At 1:24 AM , Blogger Dwayne said...

    #11
    You too could have a shirt that is forever symetrical on your body.

     

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